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The 'Burbs and the Bees

First off, I have to give thanks to my very nice neighbor, who brought me some delicious food last night from a work function. The cookies went first, so she couldn’t bring any. The spinach-artichoke dip (which became breakfast) was just addictive–I told her it should be Schedule 2 illegal. The meatballs were perfect for lunch, too. She promises next week that there will be lemon bars on the menu, which she promises to bring, as well as chicken poblano dip. YUM. I loved the lemon bars last year. She remembered. That’s why I’ll walk her doggie anytime.

Oh, and she gave me some home-grown oranges when she came back after Christmas. I saved some of the seeds to sprout and plant. Love oranges.

My last blog post about Suzy Homemaker appliances now has me looking on eBay for that stuff and wondering a) where I will put it, b) when can I buy it, and c) when can I buy a house so that I can have my Suzy Homemaker room to put them in. Sorry, you think about a lot of stuff when you’re unemployed and working on other opportunities.

And, you can actually buy an original Amana Radarange on eBay, right now. My dad bought one in 1976, when they were VERY expensive–a lot more than the $100 or less at Target. Oh, no, we went to a special appliance store in Metairie and got one. This was a big deal for us, and he figured with four kids it would make life a little easier on Mom. (I never asked, though.) They only parted with it because it stopped working (like, maybe 1997?) and they couldn’t get it repaired anymore (or maybe they didn’t care.) Still, it was a great appliance, and if it didn’t weigh 50 pounds and take up half my little kitchen, I might consider bidding on it.

So in my Wall Street Journal this morning,”Personal Journal” section, there was this article about the new Agrarian Collection at Williams-Sonoma. I get emails and catalogs from both Williams-Sonoma and from Sur la Table, but this was new to me. Had no idea they had this whole new collection. It’s for a specific niche market that’s been around for a long time, but let me give you a little background, first.

Lately the press has thrown around the word “prepper” like it was a negative thing, since it was attached to a negative news story. They always tell you that it’s people getting ready for the end of the world or something. Not always. I’m not venturing into that fray of course, but being a “prepper,” or having emergency plans for disasters, is not really a bad thing. Living in Houston as I have since 1998, and in New Orleans for most of my younger years, we do “prepping” frequently, because hurricanes have an affinity for the south. You keep stuff around for emergencies. Extra water. Batteries for the radio and flashlights. Canned food. Stuff like that. Lots of books are dedicated to the subject; I have a few of them as well.

I’ve also noticed that when people start doing their own thing, which is as American as apple pie, the media REALLY likes to ridicule the people doing it. Homesteading and having some preparations, is one of those things to be ridiculed. Until the day you are prepared, and then you’re not so nuts.

As technology has gotten more sophisticated, more people have things like generators and solar chargers for phones and computing devices. You can go all out for stuff like this, if you want, and be ready for just about anything. Yes, even the end of the world that didn’t quite happen in December.

And, you can bet that the New York/New Jersey part of the country will become preppers after Sandy gave them a taste of what we go through in the south periodically. Hurricane Ike didn’t have snow attached to it. In about six months the New York Times will pick up that story, and the Los Angeles Times may decide to run it so Californians can read about the new east coast preppers. Maybe they’ll get the idea they should be more ready for earthquakes, too. . .just sayin’.

I don’t wish that kind of thing on anybody, of course, but, you know earthquakes, hurricanes, snowstorms, tornadoes, and droughts happen, so keep reading.

A few years ago I was involved with a bloke who, among other things, wanted us to a) get married and b) live in the country. (My “townie” friends were horrified when we actually looked at properties.) The second part appealed to me, since I’ve long had this idea of moving out of the city and raising veggies and maybe even chickens for eggs and, well, chicken. At the time, I had a good job in IT, and he didn’t. He lived 50 miles to the north, meaning that I would be driving 100 miles a day to go to work. I’d be dead in six months after I bought the new car I’d need to commute, but that didn’t deter him. Eventually, I realized he was a control freak, and it took quite a lot of prayer to get rid of him (because “I don’t want to marry you, please go away” didn’t seem to do the trick.)

It’s called “Homesteading,” and folks from all walks of life, and in all kinds of places, are doing it. Growing vegetables has caught on in urban and suburban areas partly because of the economy, but also because of a “back to the land” mentality. There is nothing wrong with this.

But you know when something goes mainstream, gets “popular,” it’s not “cool” anymore. Oh, well.

I have a small plot of land , measuring 8’x5′, and I’ve been trying to make it a full-blown garden. So far I’ve got mint, scallions (green onions), rosemary, and a surprise bamboo shoot from a plant I thought was long dead. And weeds, which I’ll be digging up one of these days to plant lettuce, tomato, cucumbers and basil. (I like salads and making pesto.) I’m also trying to sprout and grow a pineapple top. My container garden is a little simpler than one you’d see elsewhere. Paint buckets from Home Depot are cheap.

With the “wedding” off, I got back to a normal life, and the idea of buying property and doing some of my own farming stuck with me. I haven’t done it yet, being unemployed and all, but I love reading magazines like Urban Farm, Hobby Farms and Hobby Farm Home (kind of like Martha Stewart Living for the farm set, with good recipes, ideas and advice for the modern-day farm household.) Guess I should subscribe, so I can keep them coming. I mean, what’s not to like about growing nuts for food and profit?

But now, Williams-Sonoma has a line of products for the homesteading backyard farmer, including a $1,300 chicken coop, a $29.95 butter making kit, a $598 vintage copper cricket weather vane, as well as an $11.95 herb garden kit. Not to mention raised bed planters, a fungi log for growing your own mushrooms, vertical planters for small spaces like mine, beekeeping equipment, canning and preserving, food dehydrators, sprouters. .. crikey, just go look at it if you don’t believe me.

Oh, here’s something  I’ll be all over: the Asian Tofu Cookbook. NOT!

The Wall Street Journal article says that they will be publishing a standalone catalog for this line, too. Urban Outfitters is also getting into the act, with Terrain gardening centers, targeted to women. I haven’t looked at that one yet, but I should see if we have one here in Houston.

I wonder if they have their own version of the Topsy Turvy planters? I have one but it didn’t go well last year. I put it away, and will try it again soon. Heck, maybe more than one.

Back in WWII, people did this kind of thing as a matter of course. Henry Fonda–yes, the movie star–was famous for his Victory Garden. People raised chickens, veggies, canned, all that stuff, even in the city, however they could. Over time, we got away from doing these things for ourselves.City folks tend to look down on farming types, but suddenly it’s “fashionable” to be a homesteader.

I have a replica poster from WWII that says “Sew For Victory.” Well, sewing is my favorite thing to do, and I thought it was appropriate decor. But that’s what people did. Now, we’re getting back to doing for ourselves, bit by bit.  I’m glad to see that, but I don’t think I’m gonna be buying a $1,300 chicken coup.

While Williams-Sonoma is just branching out into a new market, and they call it a “lifestyle,” I have to say that taking care of yourself can’t be a bad thing. Can it? I mean, my paint bucket garden isn’t something you’ll see in River Oaks or Beverly Hills. Unless that’s a big dirty secret.

Confession: two years ago, we had a drought here in Texas. Bad one. I planted zucchini (from a small potted plant) and cantelope (from seed) back there, and they took over half the plot! I watered it carefully, but over time, the heat and dry conditions were too much, and they shriveled up and died. What survived is what I still have, except the rosemary, but that’s another story.

Here in Texas, it’s getting on digging-up and planting season, and I need to get back there and get busy with it. I should have planted sugar snap peas back in November, but have been otherwise occupied. I love them, but they’re expensive, so why not grow them? Ditto for celeriac, fennel, and some other pricey veg. This year I hope to successfully grow grape tomatoes, finally, as well as bell peppers and cucumbers along with lettuce and the aforementioned things I haven’t killed yet. Oh, and I want to grow lots of strawberries. I love strawberries. Louisiana’s are the best, Texas comes in second. I think the birds got the few that made it last year. Maybe a Topsy Turvy strawberry planter will work better.

I’m not producing ALL my food yet, heck not much of it at all, but I’ll make the effort. Maybe even some cantelope this year. (Love that too.)

You can see the short WSJ video here. And if you have any growing tips, or ideas for stuff, pass it along in the comments.

If you’re interested in homesteading, I can also recommend Backwoods Home magazine, which has a free newsletter and a few free Kindle issues on Amazon.com; you’d just have to search for them. There are also a lot of free articles on their website; just search for what you need. Keep in mind that these are folks that really do live in the backwoods, not in a wooded suburb. This is the real thing.

I also came across this book, Made From Scratch by Jenna Woginrich, after reading about it by a newspaper colunmnist for the Houston Chronicle.  It’s an interesting read with good advice and even a few good recipes. She talks about what it was like to have her attitude changed towards a lot of things–you’d have to read it to understand. She talks about sewing, too, although not the kind of sewing I like to do, just stuff to get you started on your way to self-reliance.

Another good book for the “prepper” is Just In Case by Kathy Harrison. Geared toward emergency preparedness, it’s a good basic manual for being ready for emergencies. June will be here before you know it, so I guess I should re-read it again soon before hurricane season.

Of course, these are just books I have in my possession–a trip to Amazon.com or a bookstore and a little searching will yield lots of titles on both homesteading and preparedness (not to mention cooking and sewing.)

Let me say here and now that if you suddenly decide to do a little homesteading and a little preparedness, you are not nuts. You are taking care of business and getting ahead of a problem. There is nothing wrong with that. Think about the pictures and the stories of folks who lived through Sandy just a few weeks ago, and you’ll see it’s not a bad idea.

You can also buy freeze-dried food online, similar to the MREs that the military uses, and seeds stored in sealed cans for long-term storage. Many are non-GMO and will last many years. Ditto for the freeze-dried food. I have never tried this stuff, but if ever I do, I’ll let you know. I haven’t even taught myself canning yet, although I do have the Ball book for it.

See why I need a house?

Happy Dining!

The return of Suzy Homemaker

Greetings, Dear Readers:

Once again, I have been OBE (overcome by events) and not had much to write about. I think winter may be over here in Houston, darnit. But earlier this evening, I was prowling on Amazon, Half.com and eBay looking for something (never found it.) I also was on Suzanne Somers’ website, because I need to get more Somersweet. I glanced at her section on Cooks Tools, and when I looked at the hand mixer and ice shaver, two words came to mind.

Suzy Homemaker.

For those who are not old enough to remember Suzy Homemaker, it was a line of toys produced back in the 1960s and early 1970s, back when women were still considered primarily homemakers. (There was eventually a doll with the same name, second in popularity only to Barbie. Source: Wikipedia.)  These were working appliances–mixers, blenders, irons, and other everyday domestic appliances–adapted for a kid’s use with adult supervision. I myself had both these items:

SuzyHomemakerMixBlend

And, yes, I used them, along with the iron, when I started sewing. It was the early 70’s. We hadn’t yet been told to take off those aprons (and get splattered with tomato sauce) and be free from our domesticity.

OK, I’ve benefitted in some ways from said “liberation,” as we all have. But bear with me on this one.

Eventually it happened, and women began to shun the finer points of homemaking. Toys of this sort fell out of favor, although were still produced in different forms.

I also had one of these in yellow, which I used with great joy to make itty-bitty cakes (until Mom stopped buying the itty-bitty mix boxes; we didn’t have Amazon.com back then):

EasyBakeOven

Light bulb technology. Worked like a charm. Just make sure you watch it, because there was no timer on these.

Remember, domesticity, we were told, was bad for us girls. REALLY? Guess what? The Easy-Bake Oven is still made by Hasbro, and marketed as the Easy Bake Oven For Girls. That’s what it says on the home page. You can also buy the mixes and accessories on their site as well as Amazon.com.

What I really wanted (but never got) was this one:

SuzyHomemakerStove

Oh, the things I could have whipped up with this bad boy! I was the oldest of four, with two bruiser brothers and a fussy baby sister–I could have cooked for all four of us! But no, I had to stick with what I had. Still, I did OK. Kept me out of Mom’s hair for a while. And, eventually, I started cooking on the regular stove in the kitchen, much to Mom’s chagrin.

I dreamed of one day having the entire collection of Suzy Homemaker appliances. A fully functional kitchen. In my room. Basically, I wanted my own apartment.

These images are from current sales on eBay. If you look on some of the listings, you’ll see how much these now-antique items are going for–YEOW. A lot more than they sold for new. Many of them also work–but it won’t replace your KitchenAid stand mixer, OK?

In addition to what I’ve shown here, there was also a dishwasher. If I remember correctly, there was an entire kitchen assembly, similar to what you might see as a freestanding kitchen in IKEA. (IKEA actually carries three kid versions, too–you can see one here.)

Are you starting to get where I’m going with this? Keep reading. . . .

The term “Suzy Homemaker” eventually became a feminist insult to be thrown at women who did the domestic/child raising thing, but women still did it despite all that. So how did all those “Suzy Homemaker” generation women and girls turn out?

Take a look at the great mixing bowl you can get from the Martha Stewart Collection at Macy’s. That color is, reportedly, Martha’s favorite, and figures into quite a lot of her collection (as well as packaging and labels) at Macy’s, Kmart, Staples, Michael’s and other stores that carry the Martha name. Heck, it even backs up her website.

It’s the same color as the Easy-Bake Oven and the Suzy Homemaker stove. Are you still wondering?

Today we not only have the Food Network, and it’s digital cable child, Cooking Channel, we have a million websites devoted, in one way or another, to cooking. In addition to very modern home diva Martha Stewart, there is the gorgeous Nigella Lawson, whose book How to be a Domestic Goddess was a best seller, as were others–with good food in them. There’s the movie-star-lookalike Giada de Laurentiis, who also writes cookbooks with easy Italian food. The Barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten, whose cookbooks have tried-and-true recipes that really are foolproof. There are many others, like Ree Drummond, The Pioneer Woman, Rachael Ray, Tyler Florence, as well as others you may not have heard of, like Rose Levy Berenbaum and Barbara Kafka.

And then there’s me, who cooks out of every one of them and loves to eat, as well as write about all this stuff.

Sure, men cook too, and very well–but after all that fuss about cutting the apron strings, we’ve come around again. Fifty years after Betty Friedan’s The Feminine Mystique was published, launching the second wave of feminism, more women love to hang out in the kitchen again, want the best appliances and cooking tools, buy cookbooks and use them (as well as apps for recipes and videos for technique) and enjoy cooking delicious and healthy meals for their families, as well as have fabulous meals for holidays.

I really can cook, despite what my brother says. Honest.

We’re more sophisticated now–we buy sugar snap peas, free-range chickens and eggs, grass-fed beef, almond milk, agave syrup, and other things our mothers and grandmothers didn’t have. Stores like Target, Wal-Mart, Bed, Bath and Beyond (never mind the myriad of websites) are filled to the rafters with not only sophisticated cooking tools, but endless amounts of home decor for discriminating decorators.

I myself own five French press coffee pots of varying sizes. Long story.

Homemaking is still an art, however you enjoy it, whether you’re a man or a woman, wherever you live.

And hey–men join them in the kitchen to cook, help out or do the washing up. They have their own decorating styles, from the minimalist to the sophisticated “man-cave.” There is now equality in the kitchen, with like-minded spouses. We are again getting suited up, booted up, and into that kitchen to cook–with aprons, people!

There are also a number of blogs called “Suzy Homemaker,” too. Take your pick.

For your entertainment, I found an original Suzy Homemaker video on YouTube. Check it out for some antique marketing. Here’s another, and another. (I really wanted that ice maker thing, too, so I could make snowballs at home for the fam.) Here is a longer one introducing new colors. . .circa 1971.

OMG–I was just a little bitty kitty!

Suzy Homemaker is still around. She never really left. She’s just been waiting to make a comeback. And, she has, finally.

Long live Suzy Homemaker!

Enjoy!

MarthaMixingBowl

Dinner tonight, kale and cannellini beans

Hi, again:

OK, I found something else to pass along–dinner. I had another “light” dish from the Everyday Food Light cookbook. This one is on page 329, Sausages with Kale and White Beans. (You can find the recipe online here.) I’ve never had kale before, but I have to say, cooked as long as it did, it’s not bad. I’ll try using kale again one day. At 99 cents for a large bunch, it’s certainly affordable.

I decided to pull two packets of sausages out of the freezer (the stuff I bought on sale recently), but they weren’t the same thing. One was turkey brats, the other was some chicken with sun-dried tomatoes and asiago, I think–the Market Pantry brand from Target. So when I finished, I split them up–each serving had one of each in it.

And, this is what it looks like when it’s done:

Sausages kale white beans

Pretty simple, just broiling the sausages in the countertop oven (you do have one, right?) and then cooking the kale on top the stove with garlic and a half cup of water until it’s wilted all the way down. Then toss in two tablespoons of white wine vinegar and a can of rinsed cannellini beans. It’s not haute cuisine, but it’s a pretty good dinner done in a half hour or so. Not bad.

I should also mention that I just LOVE cannellini beans. If you’re not familiar with them–and I wasn’t until a few years ago–they’re white kidney beans, frequently imported from Italy. One of my favorite ways to use them is in this amazingly delicious white bean mash. I’ve also used Great Northern or White Navy beans, but that’s only because I grabbed them by mistake. Those beans are OK, and they’ll work in this recipe, but. . .just not as good as cannellini.

A few years ago when I evacuated to New Orleans for Hurricane Ike, I brought two or three cans of cannellini beans with me so I could make another Everyday Food recipe for my friends. Why? Because you can’t *get* cannellini beans in New Orleans, at least, not that I could find. Then again, I didn’t do lots of grocery shopping, and didn’t feel like explaining myself to a demo lady who got mad at me because I know how to properly pronounce “gelato.”

This too, is an Everyday Food recipe that appeared in the Houston Chronicle on April 16, 2008. How do I know this? I kept the paper–because it’s never been in the magazine or on their website, darnit. But it’s SOOOOO good. This is the *salad* of enlightenment:

White-Bean and Olive Salad

3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 tablespoon Dijon mustard (Creole mustard is also really good in this)

Coarse salt and ground black pepper

2 15-ounce cans cannellini beans, rinsed and drained

1/2 red onion, thinly sliced

1/4 cup pitted Kalamata olives, halved

In a large bowl, whisk together lemon juice, oil and mustard; season with salt and pepper. Add beans, onion and olives; toss to combine.

Happy Dining!

COLD!! (Hot chocolate made with almond milk)

Good heavens, it’s been two weeks since I blogged!! My apologies. I’ve been busy, and had obstacles I never thought I’d have. On the up side, I know how to get Microsoft to fix your computer for free, when it’s their fault. You just need a LOT of time on your hands, and more patience than I usually have. (Thank heavens I have the “unlimited airtime” plan on my cell phone.)

Have you started your diet yet? Yeah, me too. No, I’m not on an actual “diet,” just trying to stick with the low-carb thing, not eat late at night, and a little fruit here and there. And a salad when I can swing it. Hey–Jack In The Box and Chick fil A both make great salads. I just don’t partake of their packaged dressing, and sometimes just take the salad home and make some fresh. MUCH better than the soybean oil/sugar stuff.

So, while I’ve been thinking about my next post, I’ve come across two news articles that are actually ON the topic, but I need to do some research elsewhere on it. Seriously. Soon.

Now, let’s talk about what’s on everyone’s mind in the northern hemisphere–it’s cold!! I know this because a) I need more than a t-shirt when I go outside, b) my hands get cold, and c) everybody’s talking about it on Facebook. Like a redhead I know in Los Angeles who CANNOT believe it’s that cold in LA. Poor thing. She has to put on an extra bathing suit to keep warm.

So for the redhead, and anyone else reading this blog, I am putting up a recipe for hot chocolate that was given to me by the nutritionist in my doctor’s office (http://www.woodlandswellness.com.) It’s intended for folks on the yeast-free diet who can’t have milk products, but that doesn’t stop me. I’ve been drinking it for more than 3 years, and I mean EVERY DAY. On days like this, when it *might* get to 50 degrees, twice.

I’ve done the yeast-free diet a few times, and the first time I thought I was gonna starve, since fruit and dairy products are verboten the first month. No cheese? No cream? No butter? AAAHH!!!

One day while on a date in Central Market (we were getting some food after a visit to a museum) one of the deli guys told me about almond milk. I’m allergic to soy, and rice is, well, not yeast-free. Almond milk fit the bill, they recommend it, and I never went back to buying milk or cream (until I started buying goat’s milk for Catmandu, but that didn’t last too long.) You can get it in the fridge case, but it’s also sold in shelf-stable boxes–no need for refrigeration until you open it. I buy it for the long haul most of the time–and I don’t run out like I did with regular milk. I was good on coffee and tea after that.

If you ever stop by for a coffee, be aware that I do not have cow’s milk around, except once in a great while when I’m in the mood for cappuccino. I haven’t tried frothing the almond milk yet. Maybe that’ll be next week.

Hmmm. . .maybe my next post will wait until I talk about almond milk a little more. Great stuff, healthy, allergy free, and perfect for coffee and tea. And hot chocolate.

So I was astonished when they told me about this recipe, and I have not yet stopped making and drinking it. Not even when it’s 100F outside. When I was working, it took the chill off during the summer when the AC is turned to “light freeze/frostbite.”

Oh, look–it’s now 52 degrees, feels like 50. Get out the suntan lotion. . . .

So here goes: into a microwave safe-container (I use the 2-c Pyrex measuring cup) add 1.5 cups unsweetened chocolate almond milk, 1 tablespoon unsweetened cocoa powder, 1 drop mint extract (I started using a clean medicine dropper, it works) and sweeten to taste.

Heat between 3 and 4 minutes, depending on your microwave.

Amy’s trick is to heat up the actual CUP with boiling water that you will be using to drink it from. I have a couple of latte mugs that work perfectly. Keeps it warmer longer, of course.

Oh, and if you put too much mint in it, it tastes like toothpaste. I have gone as far as to make a second batch without the mint, mix it with the first, and put half in the fridge of it  it to dilute the mint extract that went in. Seriously, get a clean medicine dropper for this kind of thing. Works like a charm.

I sweeten mine with 4 packets of Sweet N’ Low, but you can use stevia, erythrytol, or whatever natural sweetener you like. I have not tried agave syrup in it, so you’re on your own there.

DO NOT use Equal/Nutrasweet/Aspartame, for two reasons: a) it’s toxic, and b) it doesn’t stand up to heat at all. Do not use Splenda for the same reason–it’s chlorinated sugar, and a toxin. If you do, you’re on your own.

This actually makes two servings, but if you think I’m sharing MINE, you’re wrong. Make your own. GRRRRRrrrrrr. . . .

Once you try this, you’ll see why I won’t share. It really is good, and is a much better alternative to the powdered stuff. Sure, I’ve had it, but not in a long time. And until I was given this recipe, I figured I’d never have it again except at the holidays. I haven’t tried to change this recipe, because I’m thoroughly enamored with it.

Try it soon, and you will be too. Stay warm, everyone.

Happy Dining!

Happy New Year!

Hi, Dear Readers:

Well, finally, we’ve reached the beginning of another year. It’s now 2013, and I’m hoping this will be a very lucky 13 year. Last year was a difficult one for me, and I’m hoping for good things to come.

Just because I could, I took my little camera out and took a few pictures. Hope you like the new portrait.

So, one of many American traditions is to have black eyed peas on the first of the year. Many people include cabbage with that, but I didn’t do the coleslaw this year, I just opened up a can of the black eyed peas. My mother does boiled cabbage with them. Now that I live in Texas, I’m glad not to be around when everyone starts farting.

Yes, I said “fart.” Because everyone gets it and it’s funny.

This morning, I put my on-sale grass-fed pot roast in the crock pot with some carrots, onions, garlic, thyme, and salt/peppered the roast. Set it on low before I left, and now it’s so good.. I intended to put some of my back-patio rosemary in it, but didn’t have time. That’s OK–it’s good like it is.

And now I only have to wash dishes for a few days. No more cooking for a while. Just the way I like it.

I’ve done that a lot more lately, (open cans of beans)  particularly with garbanzo and cannellini beans. I love both of those, and love to make a quick and delicious hummus with the garbanzos frequently. I just eat it with a spoon–who needs crackers or chips?  If you’ve never had hummus, or are accustomed to buying it in big tubs at Sam’s, try this just once. I cut the lemon down by half, because I don’t like the lemon to SCREAM at me. I also add the paprika in the food processor, and it all comes out delicious. Tahini is a sesame paste found in grocery stores in the international foods aisle, as well as specialty grocers; you can probably order it online, too. It’s a little more, but you only use a couple of tablespoons at a time, so a big jar will last you a while.

I know, big deal, right?

But everyone’s making resolutions, so I have a few suggestions to offer while you are thinking about all that. Especially if, like me, you had some delicious holiday treats–like the amazingly delicious pralines my neighbor brought back from her sister’s place. I gobbled three by myself when she offered them to me, and took half as instructed. I then asked another neighbor if she’d like some. She said yes. Thank heavens. Neighbor #1 has finished them off and said “that’s it for the year.” They are SO good. . .but good riddance.

The ads come during the holiday week and say, in essence, “And now it’s time to get your fat ass back into shape.”  You know what I mean. Weight Watchers. South Beach Diet. All of them, telling you what to do. Up to you, but I have a few suggestions. Work with me on this. . . .

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor, nurse, scientist, or medical professional. Just a patient who reads and pays attention, likes to cook and stay OUT of a doctor’s office. I can’t promise you won’t ever be ill, but I can promise that healthier eating is a good thing.

Consider clean eating. In other words, eating real food instead of a lot of processed foods. Canned beans are already prepared, but there’s not much in it besides beans, salt and water. Processed hummus, on the other hand, like the myriad of processed convenience foods available in American grocery stores, can have any number of preservatives, fillers, and chemicals you don’t need in your system.

Remember that your liver has to de-toxify your system and metabolize stuff out, including chemicals that don’t belong there. You don’t want to slow that down, especially if you already have liver issues, right? (Ditto for your kidneys.)

Food Network star Rachael Ray says it best when she says, “when you make dinner at home, you can control the quality of the ingredients.” Simple, and very true. For instance, if you see “oil” on a box or can of something, it usually says what kind. However, I’ve seen products (like salad dressings) that claim to be made with olive oil, but the bulk of the oil is soybean oil, which is cheaper. Ditto for hydrogenated vegetable oil, given a great shelf life by the addition of a hydrogen atom–and turning it trans-fat.

Salad dressing is six parts oil, three parts acid, salt, pepper, and anything else you wanna toss in–green onions, garlic, raspberry, sour cream, dry cat food–your choice, what ever YOU like. The acid can be leftover wine, lemon and/or lime juice, or any kind of vinegar you like, from the cheap and frugal to the fanciest, priciest imported balsamic stuff you can find. Put it in a jar and shake it together. Make it fresh, as much, or as little as you like, Takes a couple of minutes. If you have an immersion blender, put it in a wide-mouthed jar and give it a buzz–it emulsifies quickly.

That’s clean eating. Made with real ingredients that are pretty much as nature intended that digest easily and properly. It doesn’t always take a long time. If you don’t believe me, start reading labels on stuff you buy. Next time you go to the grocery, check out bottled salad dressings. Or whatever stuff you normally buy.

Here’s what happened to me many years ago: I used to eat for lunch a whole wheat sandwich for lunch, maybe some salad, and a fruit-on-the-bottom cup of yogurt. One day I got introduced to low-carb, and while in the HEB on Bellaire, discovered that the yogurt I was eating had MORE sugar than one of my favorite ice creams. Which would you rather eat? I quit eating yogurt forever. Frozen yogurt, BTW, is even worse. No kidding.

Did you know that ordinary tomato ketchup generally contains about 25% sugar? Not necessarily sugar from the sugar bowl, either–something called “high fructose corn syrup,” which is a super-charged version of sugar made from corn that’s been added to foods since the 60’s. (You can read more about HFCS on Mercola.com and HotzeHWC.com.) If you’ve been struggling to lose weight, that’s one of the first things to look at.

It’s stuff like this that can make a New Year’s Resolution go bad.

Splenda and Equal/Nutrasweet/Aspartame–just leave them alone. Saccharin has never given anyone cancer. Carry your own if you find yourself someplace like McDonalds, which only has Equal. Suzanne Somers carries a great natural sweetener she calls SomerSweet. You can also get Sweet N’ Natural from Physicians’ Preference. Both can be used for baking.

Or you can be like me, eating everything in sight, HFCS or no. Sometimes I just get hungry, darnit. And sometimes, that chocolate is just THERE. (But you KNOW there’s sugar there, right?) But on a day-to-day basis, I avoid sugar best I can.

Here’s another health resolution for you: give up soft drinks forever. All of them. One of the healthiest things you can do. Seriously. They do not do a body good, diet included. ‘Nuff said.

Drink WATER. You need it. Don’t go overboard, just drink water when you’re thirsty. Drink decaf iced tea you make yourself, cheaply, in a big jar in the sun. Drink real coffee (I have to have decaf) you make yourself. Iced coffee is easy and cheap at home, too. Much as I love to visit Starbucks, the expensive stuff with all kinds of drek in it is expensive with lots of sugar in it. It’s easy and cheap to make your own.

I recommend the French Press coffee pots–easy, quick, inexpensive and environmentally friendly, too. Great for the office, if you have hot water available, too.

Carrying your own coffee around is also easy & cheap. IKEA has great vacuum flasks that are inexpensive and work great. Just fill them with hot water before you put your hot coffee in it, and use the button on top to dispense it. Easy!

Look, we have technology that makes food prep and cooking infinitely easier than in our grandparents’ time, and now have available the widest variety of foods in the world. There is no more “drudgery” unless you want it. Easy and quick are readily available in healthy.  Sure, you boil eggs the same way, but you can chop meat and veg with a knife, or go for it with a food processor. It’s not necessary to suffer with onion fumes if you don’t have to. Throw it in the dishwasher when you’re done.

Speaking of throwing stuff, if you have a crock pot that collects dust, now is a great time to learn to use it. There are lots of recipes online and in books, but the basics of slow cooking are:

  • Put the food in
  • Put the lid on
  • Plug it in
  • Turn it on
  • Leave it alone

Seriously, that’s all there is to it. Today’s pot roast is pretty much what I always do with a pot roast, except I was going to use the Pioneer Woman’s recipe and never got around to it. That’s why there’s some fresh thyme in it.

Crock pots are great for less-expensive cuts of meat, because the low temp and long cooking time breaks down the tough fibers to make a tender, delicious result. Pork is also excellent in a crock pot, whether it’s pieces, chops or roasts. Chicken works too, but can be over-cooked if you leave it too long.

It’s trial and error to find out what you like out of a crock pot. Just do a search on whatever cooking site you like, or go find one. If it sounds good going into a crock pot, it probably is–except that one I tried once with frozen artichoke hearts. Not so much. But go find out, and you’ll be using them all year long!!!

Another thing I’ll toss out for resolution time is this: if you have consistent heartburn, take a prescription medication for it, have been told you have GERD, or have things like allergies, persistent infections, or you just don’t feel good all the time, you likely have Candida albicans, or yeast overgrowth. Just cleaning up your diet won’t get rid of it completely–you need a diet and a plan. A LOT of people have it and don’t know it. You can find out with a simple blood test. If your doctor refuses you the test, find another one who will. In fact, find another doctor, period, and get yourself healthy and well!

If you’re going to do something healthy this year, consider doing the yeast-free diet and getting rid of the digestive issues for good. Dr. Hotze’s staff is again doing Yeast free With Me, and you can join in on that website. You can read more about yeast overgrowth here, and do a self-test here. Both men and women are susceptible, and I’ve had it myself–it’s easy to get rid of with a little diet change and persistence. If you can’t get a doctor to write prescriptions for Nystatin and Fluconazole, you can also use Yeast Control from The Green Willow Tree. I’ve used it before, and it also works. Green Willow Tree is a great company, and they also have some additional information and articles on yeast.

Additionally, you can try something called Betaine-HCL, available at most health food/vitamin places. You may not have ENOUGH acid. I know this from listening to Dr. Hotze’s radio show for many years.

If you’re going to get healthy, do it. Don’t just think about it. Exercise is another thing altogether, whether you do some walking around the block or train for marathons. I’m going to get back to Pilates so I can take it easy on my knees for a while.

If you are by yourself, there’s no reason not to cook healthy food for yourself and use that freezer for something besides ice. If you cook for a family, you owe it to them make sure they aren’t eating just eating frozen pizza and pre-packaged lunches. Sure, sometimes that’s what’s available–ask me, I know, I’ve been on travel myself. Those chocolate muffins with cream cheese in the middle from the Residence Inn last year were so good I considered sneaking into the breakfast bar at the RI here in Houston and snitching a couple. I had them in Seattle one week and Washington, DC the next. But I didn’t, I was good.

Now’s a great time to start improving your overall health. If you slip up on travel, or you’re out and can’t get a salad or veggies and meat, make sure your next meal is healthier. I love salads, but that’s just me–if you don’t like them, don’t eat them, you know?

Sure, today’s resolution can become tomorrow’s forgotten thoughts. Do it in steps, and develop healthier eating habits that will last all year long. Then when the holidays come around next year, you won’t feel so bad about having some cake, candy or whatever takes you off your virtuous path. And if you lose some weight in the process. . .well, won’t that be nice?

Happy Healthy Dining!

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